08/11/2019 15:43:43 -----
Are you aware that a lot of people on the internet fantasize and write stories (fanfiction) about you and Mike Patton as a couple? It's called "Mervor". I know this must be the weirdest thing you've ever heard and I know it's not like that in life, but you guys look REALLY good together. You both are really cute, even as old men.
I think this is super weird and creepy. Fantasizing is one thing, but to publish stories…? What sort of self-centered attention are these people after? I have no desire to research this subject further and will do my best to strike it from memory.