YOUR QUESTION:

08/23/2024 Cheese and Crackers-Eating Fan

How would you like it if I came to YOUR house and ate cheese and crackers right in the middle of your living room, and got crumbs all over your rug?

MY ANSWER:

Ha, I don’t have a rug in my living room so you are fabricating this whole assumption that we are somehow familiar. Hypothetically, however, I would not be happy as, presumably, being a stranger, you would not be invited into my house in the first place. If you somehow managed to get in anyway I would not be pleased.